Aunt Dahlia At Totleigh Towers - A Challenge!

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What Ho, There!

I had an idea tonight (yes, scary, I know) and the one person I mentioned it to (*coughchaoschick13 cough*) didn't think it was a stinker, so I'm offering it to the Ladies and Gents of indeedsir  to see what they (that would be you) make of it.

In "Bertie Wooster Sees It Through", there's a passage where it's mentioned that Aunt Dahlia gets a little destructive when she's really worked up.  In the course of the plot, there's a paragraph mentioning a specific incident in the past.  I'm going to retype that part (narrated by Bertie) below and then explain further:

"When deeply stirred, she (Aunt Dahlia) is always inclined to kick things and throw things.  At Totleigh Towers, during one of our more agitated conferences, she had cleared the mantelpiece in my bedroom of its entire contents, including a terra cotta elephant and a porcelain statuette of the Infant Samuel in Prayer."

EDIT: You'll see below that I didn't connect the dots between this and another incident (shame on me) and was pipped at the post, as it were.  In the spirit of good sportsmanship, I'm rallying around and mustering up a substitute.  As was also commented below, we can still make something of it.  Let's change it to something more general, then.

Challenge:  How about a dust-up between Bertie and Aunt D, comedy, angst, fluffy, or whathaveyou, any who're interested, take them for a spin and see what comes of it.  You're a talented passel of beazels and coves, as I said before, and I'm sure there could be a couple of nifty things out there in this vein.

Awkward!Boner Challenge: Boners and Bananas at Steeple Bumpleigh

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What ho there, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Here's my answer (if somewhat delayed) to waqaychay 's Awkward!Boner Challenge.  I must give snaps and squeaks of joy to chaoschick13  for the incredibly awesome beta goodness so generously provided, any badness remaining is mine alone. 
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Title: Boners and Bananas at Steeple Bumpleigh
Pairing: Jeeves/Wooster
Rating: Firm R for the frisky adult shmexins
Genre: Slash, Fluff, Humor
Disclaimer: If I owned these two, I'd never leave the house; thus it's clear that they're wholly Mr. Wodehouse's and I'm just borrowing them for nefarious purposes. 
Summary: Wooster & Jeeves, quite the frisky pair of gents, take a trip to Steeple Bumpleigh at Aunt A's "request", where much wackiness and smut ensues.  This fic brought to you by the letter "B" for Banana.
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"Much Obliged Jeeves" Alternative Ending

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What ho, all.

I've just come to the end of "Much Obliged, Jeeves", and I know that the American version has a different ending to the UK one. I couldn't get hold of the American version (which I think is titled "Jeeves And The Tie That Binds") anywhere, but I want to see how the versions differ.

So, is there anyone who has the American version and would be happy to type out the ending for us here? Or has someone already done this? If other people want to compare, I'd be happy to type out the ending to the English version as well.

Thanks in advance!

Adventures in Valeting, chapter twelve.

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Title: Adventures in Valeting, 12/20
Author: Hanford (woe_in_a_hoodie)
Rating: UK 15 for this chapter and later content.
Summary: Bertie discovers that he's tired of being idle, and decides to try his hand at becoming a valet--with Jeeves' help, of course.
Chapter Warnings: Kinky things go on in the peripherally chapter (and somewhat in the spotlight).

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