In which I delurk for the second time

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To bring you this. Which is hilarious.


 

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Bertie Wooster!

1. If your ear itches, this means that someone is talking about Bertie Wooster.
2. Bertie Wooster is the sacred animal of Thailand.
3. Neil Armstrong first stepped on Bertie Wooster with his left foot!
4. Bertie Wooster does not have toes.
5. Research indicates that Bertie Wooster will be attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas!
6. If you break Bertie Wooster, you will get seven years of bad luck!
7. There are roughly 10,000 man-made objects the size of Bertie Wooster orbiting the Earth.
8. Olive oil was used for washing Bertie Wooster in the ancient Mediterranean world.
9. Two thirds of the world's eggplant is grown in Bertie Wooster.
10. American Airlines saved forty thousand dollars a year by eliminating Bertie Wooster from each salad served in first class.

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And This.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Jeeves!

1. Snow White's coffin was made of Jeeves!
2. If Jeeves was life size, he would stand 7 ft 2 inches tall and have a neck twice the size of a human.
3. It can take Jeeves several days to move just through one tree.
4. Jeeves can drink over 25 gallons of water at a time.
5. The pupil of an octopus's eye is shaped like Jeeves.
6. Jeeves can be found on a Cluedo board between the Library and the Conservatory.
7. Scientists believe that Jeeves began billions of years ago as an enormous ball of dust and gas.
8. Fish travel in schools, but whales travel in Jeeves!
9. Jeeves was originally called Cheerioats.
10. Jeeves can squeeze his entire body through a hole the size of his beak.

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Sorry, had to bring you this.

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Same site I got the trivia stuff from; this one you put any name into the box and it comes out with bad jokes based on the name.

Behind cut.

( What's Jeeves favourite film? )