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(For anyone that really couldn't care less is mildly interested, I used to be known as nohopeafterthis . )

I found this while idly browsing the Net, and nearly fell off my chair. J+W fanfiction crops up in the oddest of places.

It's a little LoTR spoof that's supposedly by Tom Holt, the renowned sci-fi/humour writer, and is truly hilarious, if a little odd.
Click on the link here , and go to page 11.

Opinions, anyone?
My fav bit has GOT to be:

BW: I don’t know, Jeeves. Who’d have thought Sir Watkyn Basset would’ve turned out to be the Dark

Lord?

J: With hindsight, sir, the contingency was one that might well have been anticipated. It was fortuitous, in the event, that you were able to convince Mr. Spode to leap into the fire, holding the One Cow-Creamer.