Pip pip. Art for you.

[lucylou.livejournal.com]

Is anyone possessed of some extra time in which they'd like to edit my new J/W story before it goes up here? I'd be every so grateful. If you're interested, drop me a comment.

Looking for help!

[rosamundeb.livejournal.com]

And if I can't get it here, I can't get it anywhere! *G*

Okay... From the stories, I need the name of somebody that Bertie fell head over heels for. I'm also looking for what it is that caused the engagement to be called off - the more embarassing, the better - and it must be something that Jeeves caused - or could have caused (we all know that Jeeves tends to work in mysterious ways).

So: name of said female, and what embarrassment Jeeves caused Bertie to undergo that caused the whole thing to be called off.

Thank you in advance! I trust that the brains of this group are as noble as Jeeves', and that the problem will be but a trifle to solve for those of your intellect and obsessive fandomness. *bows*

[Clarification: Must be somebody that Bertie *wanted* to marry. For example, I was using the cow creamer incident in my story until I realized that the incident actually helped save Bertie from marrying somebody he *didn't* want to marry. Too bad. Would have worked perfectly! *G*]

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[tootsiemuppet.livejournal.com]

Couldn't resist. Blackadder/J&W crossovers.





And, you know.. Gussie:

A story within a story... *G*

[rosamundeb.livejournal.com]

About a week ago, Xaxres posted a truly scintillating question: Where does Jeeves sleep? It was the subject of much debate. (83 posts worth! - although most seemed to revolve around the related question of obtaining Bertie and Jeeves and extorting sexual favors from them. I'm shocked, absolutely shocked! And please make sure my name is at the top of the list - thank you.)

Xaxres - you are about to find out the answer to your question! I only hope that the answer won't come as too much of a shock to you or any of the other gentle readers of this LJ...



Title: Valet in a Bottle

Pairing: Jeeves/Wooster

Rating: PG-13, possibly R

Disclaimer: All hail the genius Wodehouse, from whose brain Wooster and Jeeves sprang, fully-formed. I pray he isn't rolling in his grave at what I've done to his characters! I certainly don't own them, but if anybody finds them for sale on eBay...

Caveat: At one point in the story, I needed a certain situation from the books to refer to, but didn't have the right names, actions, people on hand, so I did what the television series does at times and threw some names and situations into a blender and used what came out to refer to. My apologies ahead of time. And lord knows this won't measure up to some of the great fic I've seen here - but I hope it entertains. *S*

Acknowledgements: Depending on how well this is received... or not... tootsiemuppet may (or may not) be thanked for encouraging me (or was it ordering me? *G*) to write this story.

Summary: Bertie wonders about Jeeves' sleeping arrangements...

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