Let's see. He was almost engaged to Aline Hemmingway the jewelry thief---you remember, the one who stole Aunt Agatha's pearls. He proposed to Lady Cynthia Wickhammerseley but she turned him down, after nearly laughing herself into a permanent state of hiccups. He was pursued by the horrible Heloise Pringle, a Honoria Glossop lookalike. He wanted to marry the artist, Gwladys Pendlebury, but after she converted his portrait into a soup advertisement, love died. He PRETENDED to be engaged to the sleazy 'actress,' Trixie Waterbury, as a ruse to get rid of Honoria, and then was threatened with a breach-of-promise case. He once had a crush on Corky Pirbright. And in Right ho, Jeeves, he tells us that he 'got engaged three times at Brinkley,' to unspecified females, 'but no business resulted'.
He should thank his lucky stars that he has Jeeves!
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Date: 2006-07-23 11:40 am (UTC)He should thank his lucky stars that he has Jeeves!