drabble generator
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indeedsir_backupHee. A drabble-matic. It's even better than mad-libs! That is, in the sense that it's really fast. Go here -> http://www.prillalar.com/drabbles/
This is what I ended up with it - I think it's quite in-character. :D
A Car In Time
On a sleek and shiny morning, Bertie sat in the blue room. It was Valentine's Day and he was all alone. His ear ached in sorrow for the secret love that he could never share. How could he expect Jeeves to love someone with a flirty mouth?
Slowly, he began to recite a poem he had composed. "Ah, my love is like a tragic naff egg, all on a summer's day. I wish my Jeeves would shag me, in his own fit way..."
"Do you?" Jeeves sat down beside Bertie and put his hand on Bertie's arse. "I think that could be arranged."
Bertie gasped gracefully. "But what about my flirty mouth?"
"I like it," Jeeves said lovingly. "I think it's purple."
They came together and their kiss was like a huge boa constrictor that has just discovered a new species of deer that has no unpleasant bony bits and can't run away.
"I love you," Bertie said smexily.
"I love you too," Jeeves replied and shagged him.
They bought a jaguar, moved in together, and lived manfully ever after.
This is what I ended up with it - I think it's quite in-character. :D
A Car In Time
On a sleek and shiny morning, Bertie sat in the blue room. It was Valentine's Day and he was all alone. His ear ached in sorrow for the secret love that he could never share. How could he expect Jeeves to love someone with a flirty mouth?
Slowly, he began to recite a poem he had composed. "Ah, my love is like a tragic naff egg, all on a summer's day. I wish my Jeeves would shag me, in his own fit way..."
"Do you?" Jeeves sat down beside Bertie and put his hand on Bertie's arse. "I think that could be arranged."
Bertie gasped gracefully. "But what about my flirty mouth?"
"I like it," Jeeves said lovingly. "I think it's purple."
They came together and their kiss was like a huge boa constrictor that has just discovered a new species of deer that has no unpleasant bony bits and can't run away.
"I love you," Bertie said smexily.
"I love you too," Jeeves replied and shagged him.
They bought a jaguar, moved in together, and lived manfully ever after.
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