Crack Jeeves-ataur Epic Fic-ness

[godsdaisiechain.livejournal.com]

Or.... what someone did during the hurricane/cyclone/whatevermajiggy

Inspired by some recent thinly veiled threats and accompanying lovely art by detective_wolf  

Title: The Jeevesianian Whatchamacallit
Pairings: Jeeves/Bertie, Bertie/Athena (not if Jeeves can help it), Athena/Loki (not if Zeus can help it), Stilton/Florence, Apollo/Florence, Anatole/Seppings (implied)
Summary: Jeeves turns into a Centaur and, well, er, whatsit. 
Rating: PG/PG-13
Word Count: ~6000
Warnings: Centaurs are naughty. Hipogriffs consume innocent neckwear. Nymphs run amok at Brinkley Court. Crack Mythology, Harry Potter crossovers.  

Also on my LJ since I recently figured out how to use that little scissors whatchamajiggy.

Comments

[godsdaisiechain.livejournal.com]

You so totally get this... i see that I should have been more clear (or asked you to beta, because this insight is so excellently helpful)...

...it's sort of the point, isn't it, that Bertie attracts these brainy women who then get a bit odd? And she's already acting weird at the beginning, because she's carrying a bow (not hers)

So, of course, Athena would not know what to do and try to act like Aphrodite or a nymph...but she has these clear little moments when she realizes that Bertie isn't smart enough for her. And because Bertie and Jeeves are narrating it, they show her in a bad light--Bertie because he is scared to death and Jeeves because he is annoyed.

I couldn't figure out how to get Ganymede in there without annoying Jeeves... does bear some thinking about.

[katelynna10000.livejournal.com]

Yah, well, ya know, it's my religion, I ought to know at least a little about it.

And I totally see what you were trying to do, believe me! Like I said, Athena is my angel godsess,and I just don't like seeing her like this....that's my issue, though.

Maybe like, Bertie should meet him, and they become besties, and he's like 'jeeves is in this club named after you' and Ganymede is all 'oho, really now?;' *fluttery eyes* or somthin, idk

[godsdaisiechain.livejournal.com]

Hmmm... I do not like making you feel uncomfortable. Let's see what can be done...

[godsdaisiechain.livejournal.com]

OK... I edited a little...

[katelynna10000.livejournal.com]

oh bby no! I didn't mean to make you change it! If I can live with what Disney did to poor Hades, i can live with this, it has jooster! (unless you added Ganymede, in which, yes good) Ahhhh, i shouldn't have said anything!

[godsdaisiechain.livejournal.com]

I was brought up to take people's religious beliefs seriously... Artemis (now present) is a little more the villain of the piece (albeit accidentally), Ganymede got a bit part, Eros got a little more air time, and Jeeves and Athena make friends.

[katelynna10000.livejournal.com]

aHH EROS, yes, that makes the entirety of Bertie's fiances make sense, and the emphasis on Anthea's being annoyed at zues is nice. Very nice, thank you.