Jeeves and the Terror of the Deep (more seahorses, what?)

[laeticiav.livejournal.com]

Although laeticia truly loved Jooster, and esteemed nothing more than the artistry with which its practitioners on Indeed Sir expressed the angst, whimsy, romance and good old fashioned smut of the pairing, she found herself, nonetheless, tragically compelled to warp their vision into something hideous and broken, creating a crack, one might say, in the tasteful oriental vase of the fandom. Such were her musings when a cough, like a cat producing a good sized hairball in the neighbor's apartment, informed her either of just such an occurrence, or that her imaginary valet had shimmered into the room. "Madam," he informed her, "the seahorses have arrived." (Now I seem to be crack-ficing my own crack-creation. What is this, Meta-Sue? Add the apologies I owe you to my account.)

Or: Alas, a sequel to this.
In which Bertie faces Grave Peril. Contains the usual marital threats and sartorial disagreements expected of P.G. Wodehouse's Jeeves and Wooster, except underwater and told mostly through a series of animated gifs (but why?). Also, we briefly catch up with Bertie jnr and his white mess jacket.



BTW, I promise I'm going to stop destroying your lovely fandom now. I am done with seahorses. I'm sure we can stop feeding the crack monsters (momentarylapse8 I am looking at you with your nefarious drabble-prompting) and return to our regularly scheduled programming.





































MEANWHILE, we pick up with our diminutive hero, Bertie jnr, who, when we last encountered him, was intent on escaping the sartorial disapproval of his family in a shamelessly recycled gif.




He evaded immediate danger, but is now being pursued by an army of cursorily animated mini Jeeveseses, intent on the destruction of the white mess jacket.



I was inspired by this comic on The Oatmeal How the Male Angler Fish gets Completely Screwed and also the Angler fish from Finding Nemo, plus Honoria because she is awesome and Angler-fish Honoria just had to happen. And now I am done.

Comments

[soul-bonnie.livejournal.com]

*falls off chair laughing*
Honoria as an Angler Fish! So accurate!
I'm pretty sure there are some Wodehouse-genes in you and they've developed into something amazing.

More seahorses!! MOAR SEAHORSES!!!

[laeticiav.livejournal.com]

Wodehouse genes? I think that is the nicest thing anyone has ever said about me (*blush*). I wish I could put that on my resume :)

[ladymoondancer.livejournal.com]

I am dying here. DYING, I TELL YOU.

Honoria the Angler Fish is perfect!

Then there's Bertie Jr.'s little backflip . . . swim, Bertie Jr, swim! FOR THE MESS JACKET!

[laeticiav.livejournal.com]

:) Um, only die in a good way, OK? Honoria Angler Fish inspired it all - she just had to be brought into being.

[mxdp.livejournal.com]

I absolutely, undoubtedly, love you.

[laeticiav.livejournal.com]

:)
Glad you are still enjoying the utter silliness.

[lady529.livejournal.com]

Angler fish!Honoria: "Let me make something of you!"
Me: Yeah, LUNCH, knowing you!..

The Lady 529

Edited for reasons.

[laeticiav.livejournal.com]

hahaha! Yes! Well, the good thing about being a female angler fish, is that it really is dinner and a date, in a manner of speaking.

[lady529.livejournal.com]

Yes, much like with praying mantises, which is what I used to associate Honoria Glossop with.. I love the angler fish take on her though!

The Lady 529

[erynn999.livejournal.com]

PURPLE TIE!!!!

[laeticiav.livejournal.com]

Seahorse!Bertie has snappy fashion sense!

[momentarylapse8.livejournal.com]

I love you. That is all.

[laeticiav.livejournal.com]

:) Well, they're your seahorses after all.
(The crack dealer arrives on the scene to survey the damage that has been wrought by a mere passing fancy!)

[gunitneko.livejournal.com]

I love the fact that Seahorse Jeeves isn't wearing any bed attire. (pervy smirk) Oh these gifs will keep me entertained FOREVER!
lol

[laeticiav.livejournal.com]

Snerk! I deliberately drew the seahorses without the anal fin (which, given its position would actually look like a seahorse erection, if one had a mind inclined in such directions) in the interests of keeping it all good clean family fun (*cough*).

[n-gsht.livejournal.com]

You can have my soul and my undying devotion; this is too cute to be real.

Maybe that close up of Honoria scared everything-and-a-bit-more out of me, but I'll be sending you the hospital bill, because this gave me diabetes. It's so incredibly sweet *-*

[laeticiav.livejournal.com]

Sorry about terror plus diabetes ... what a combination!

[trista-zevkia.livejournal.com]

Garish sleepwear causes bad dreams? Honey, you must sleep in the nude to think up this level of good! Just like Jeeves to try and use the nightmare to make Bertie see sartorial sense.
And the hairdo on the angler fish made me laugh, and I love how much is said by that eyebrow in the last panel of Jeeves and Wooster in bed! =)

[laeticiav.livejournal.com]

Jeeves always has an agenda ... you know, I never expected that in my life I would spend time trying to figure out how heliotrope pajamas would go on a seahorse (dashed tricky since they don't have arms).
Glad you enjoyed it :)

[firtavain.livejournal.com]

I simply love it!

[laeticiav.livejournal.com]

:)
Is that Jeremy Brett in your userpic? I adore him.

[gini-baggins.livejournal.com]

The mini Jeeveses are coming for you!!! RUN AWAY!! (or Swim in Bertie jnr's case :P)

Teeee heee, Honoria is brilliant! And I love the nameplay with Madeline and Florance xD

Bertie is cute when he looks angry :PPPP

[laeticiav.livejournal.com]

I love put-out Bertie (on the TV series he is always so cute and melodramatic about it). The Florence and Madeline puns were so bad I had to lampshade it (not that that really makes it OK!),

[wotwotleigh.livejournal.com]

Bahahahaha! Angler Fish Honoria is a thing of beauty. Now I kind of want a crossover between Seahorse!Jeeves and Wooster and Sherlobster.

[laeticiav.livejournal.com]

Noooooo! Sherlobster! (dies!) No, do NOT feed the crack bunnies. I shall never get anything else done again!

[lapin-petite.livejournal.com]

ooooooooooooooooooooooooh!!!!!!!!!!!! I need more!!!!XD

[laeticiav.livejournal.com]

No, we must have a moratorium on them so I can do whatever it is I do with my life ... (something less fun I'm sure)

[the-archandroid.livejournal.com]

Oh my god, I can't believe I didn't see this sooner!
1. I learned about the male angler fish...which is a frightening thing to learn
2. Pajama-ed Seah Horse Bertie for the win! I love his little mad face at the end! But interestingly enough Seahorse!Jeeves sleeps naked...oh boys, how do you think you ended up with that brood in the first place?
3. Go, Bertie Jr. go!

[laeticiav.livejournal.com]

1. Yes - terrifying. I couldn't bear to animate the poor little male appendage becoming well, just a male appendage (the female angler fish *literally* has balls. Sometimes several pairs. She's a collector.
2. I like mad Bertie faces too (on the TV series, especially). Aunt Dahlia tried to explain the facts of life to Seahorse!Bertie but he got too embarrassed and swam away ...
3. Yes.

[imshi.livejournal.com]

i'm possibly scarred forever but at the same time, i'm enjoying these immensely. XD

[laeticiav.livejournal.com]

um ... sorry ... and thank you? (is that the right order of responses?)

[ladymoondancer.livejournal.com]

Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Are we sure dream-Jeeves is on the level here?

WHAT IF IT REALLY WAS A TROMBONE SHOP?

[georgeodowd.livejournal.com]

What the what?! I don't even... what?! This is so completely... umprompted that... it's DELICIOUS! I applaud you! Whole-heartedly! Bring us more!