I can think of 23 other, far more likely (and sexier) scenarios in the next 2 seconds.

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Anyone who wants to have a go at an alternative scenario, has my blessings! I'm sure I'm not the only one who wouldn't mind a Titanic-like crossover 0:P

Comments

[waqaychay.livejournal.com]

omg, bertie and jeeves stranded on a desert island? O_o IT MUST BE WRITTEN.

...but what would they use for lube? suggestions?

[violetjimjams.livejournal.com]

Aloe plants on the desert island?

[mllesatine.livejournal.com]

Jeeves has some emergency kit, I'm sure. The man is always prepared.

[violetjimjams.livejournal.com]

Or maybe they'll just have to have sex without penetration.

[random-nexus.livejournal.com]

I remember reading something about starting a fire by rubbing two pieces of wood together.

Ahem.

[mxdp.livejournal.com]

You, you go wash your mouth with soap, m'dam!

[random-nexus.livejournal.com]

Yes ma'am.... *slouches off*

[araminya.livejournal.com]

XD

*snorts and LOLs*

[mxdp.livejournal.com]

Coconut oil lol http://homepage.mac.com/mgnewman/CocoOil/CocoOil.html

[random-nexus.livejournal.com]

As if Jeeves wouldn't have something on his person for those 'emergency situations' that always crop up when on holiday? Tut tut.

Oh, and I was going to suggest the coconut oil, too, but SOMEONE beat me to it!

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