Awkward Boner Challenge

[waqaychay.livejournal.com]

so i was having a laugh over some awkward boners (apologies to the men here), and thought, "hey, wouldn't some jooster awkward erection!fic be just the thing?"

therefore, i issue a challenge. one or both of our boys pops a stiffy at an unfortunate and embarrassing moment. bonus points if it's jeeves. bonus points if an aunt is present. and mega bonus points if they try to cover it up in an amusing way. ;D

and.... go!

Comments

[mxdp.livejournal.com]

OH GOD YES. Someone please do. Try to get the bonus-bonus-mega bonus points. :D My excuse fior not doing it myself is a paper and that I fall under the more innocent drawingfellahs category, but otherwise... XD

[reginaldrobot.livejournal.com]

poppycock! You are always "doing a paper".

[waqaychay.livejournal.com]

i would love to see a drawing of an embarrassed bertie covering an erection with an unusual object. i'm just sayin'. ;D

[amethystaura.livejournal.com]

I can so totally picture it happening to Bertie as he checks out Jeeves' gorgeous arse. Now how he'd cover it up would be more amusing.

[hephaistia.livejournal.com]

Wow! This, I'm definitely waiting very eagerly to see. Why don't you take on this task? I'm sure I'd love to see what you bring forth...

[reginaldrobot.livejournal.com]

I absolutely agree about Jeeves' buttocks being gorgeous.

[lawnnun.livejournal.com]

Jeeves would probably rescue him by doing something totally out of character like "tripping" and spilling ice water on his lap.

[random-nexus.livejournal.com]

Oh, this could be made of awesome and giggly pie.
*wicked grin*
Do it do it do it doooo iiiiit!

EDIT: Dash it! Waqaychay, you wicked thing! There's a plot bunny sitting on my keyboard. Just... just... LOOKING at me. It's wearing a bowler and holding a banana. Oh. Hell. *head-desk* Yes, this has significance to the plot this bunny seems to have plopped upon me

eye hatez u wif pie ;p

[chaoticchaos13.livejournal.com]

Who can turn down a bunny in a bowler hat? Go on, write it...you know you want to.

[toodlepipsigner.livejournal.com]

*draws a bunny with a bowler hat holding a banana* Epic.

[waqaychay.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAHA!! *feeds the bunny* good bunny! nice bunny. lovely little banana-wielding bunny. *pets* you grow up into a hot smexy fic, now, okay?

;D

[reginaldrobot.livejournal.com]

I actually imagined Jeeves getting aroused at the sight of a blushed-from-exertions Bertie while aunt Dahlia berated him about how a gentleman should never look like an out of breath tomato, even when "pinching some valuable item requires running away from that troglodyte Spode's ire"- and then Jeeves trying to hid it by standing behind-and-a-bit-to-the-right of Bertie to "make a suggestion, madam" and "escort Mr Wooster, who seems to be about to faint from the unusual physical activity, back to his rooms". Of course then Bertie would then realise of the situation that has arisen, and would probably nearly make a mess out of it xD

[mxdp.livejournal.com]

I R INTRIGUED

[random-nexus.livejournal.com]

Do go on...
*cheerily fascinated expression*

[princesshannah4.livejournal.com]

Yes. A situation that has arisen. (did you put it that way on purpose? Or am I just really good at noticing weird things like that?)

[waqaychay.livejournal.com]

i agree with your ideas and would like to subscribe to this newsletter. ;D

[storyfan.livejournal.com]

I'm going to give this a try. I shall get back to you, matey.

:D

[mxdp.livejournal.com]

WOOT!

[pipariperho.livejournal.com]

Thanks a lot. I think this is 'How to keep me distracted at school, part five hundred and something'. *grin*

[waqaychay.livejournal.com]

*lol* everyone needs distraction from finals, right? ;D

[teshara.livejournal.com]

bwahahahaha!!!! Dick Cheney did me in...

[waqaychay.livejournal.com]

i know, right? i think i'm scarred for life. *lol*

[niektete.livejournal.com]

DO NOT TEMPT ME WHEN I AM ATTEMPTING TO WRITE AN IMPORTANT PAPER! D:

... Dash it. Do you mind if I save this for future reference? Say, for after I've handed in my paper tomorrow? :P

[waqaychay.livejournal.com]

PAPER SCHMAPER. WRITE ME BONER!FIC. *STERN FACE*

*lol* really, no time limit, love. good luck on your paper!

[iugularemortuos.livejournal.com]

My shove-everything-else-off-my-desk-and-work-on-this hand is twitching...

[waqaychay.livejournal.com]

DO IT. DOOOO EEEEET. ;P

I heartily endorse this challenge or meme

[foofarah.livejournal.com]

I also vote that Stiffy Byng (either character or name) should work herself into a story.

Re: I heartily endorse this challenge or meme

[queen-fiend.livejournal.com]

Lol! Agreed. :D

[chaoticchaos13.livejournal.com]

FINE, DASH IT. I'LL DO ONE TOO.

stoopid little awkward boner bunny. why are you so cute and awkward?

[random-nexus.livejournal.com]

I'm not taking on a bunny if you're not taking on a bunny.
Did you write it yet?
Are you done?

Ready to smack me yet? Hee hee!

[sweet-fallacy.livejournal.com]

I can't believe I didn't remember this until just now, but I did write something to this affect in a comment (http://skyblue-reverie.livejournal.com/3990.html?thread=822166&format=light#t822166). Though it's not exactly a fic, it could be considered a sequel of sorts to skyblue_reveries's Jeeves and the Serious Consequences (http://skyblue-reverie.livejournal.com/3990.html).

[waqaychay.livejournal.com]

*lol* oh, man! i'd love to see that written out as fic! it's a great idea. :D