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indeedsir_backup2010-11-07 07:47 pm
polly-oliver.livejournal.com) wrote in indeedsir_backup2010-11-07 07:47 pm
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advice: don't write fanfic of your own life
Okay, so I was just (re)reading a Jeeves and Wooster fanfic about Bertie writing soppy romantic yarns concerning a master and his servant. And I got an idea. (an awful idea, a wonderful, awful idea) It would make me giggle a lot if there were a fic wherein Jeeves writes ridiculous dommy porn entitled "Reginald and the Master" and Bertie finds it and his eyes sort of...pop out of his head.
Bertie: What ho, what ho, my name is Bertie Wooster and I like pink ties, not that that's at all gay or anything! I'm bored. Hm, maybe Jeeves will have something interesting to say, he's a brainy sort. I shall pop in on him! *sticks his head through Jeeves door* Oh, he's not here. Tragic! But what's this? *notices papers on Jeeves' desk*
Bertie: *reeeeeeeads*
Bertie: WUT.
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SOMEONE PLEASE WRITE THIS
or i will have to just give up on nanowrimo entirely
Bertie: What ho, what ho, my name is Bertie Wooster and I like pink ties, not that that's at all gay or anything! I'm bored. Hm, maybe Jeeves will have something interesting to say, he's a brainy sort. I shall pop in on him! *sticks his head through Jeeves door* Oh, he's not here. Tragic! But what's this? *notices papers on Jeeves' desk*
Bertie: *reeeeeeeads*
Bertie: WUT.
*
SOMEONE PLEASE WRITE THIS
or i will have to just give up on nanowrimo entirely