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indeedsir_backup2010-04-28 11:56 am
mxdp.livejournal.com) wrote in indeedsir_backup2010-04-28 11:56 am
I can think of 23 other, far more likely (and sexier) scenarios in the next 2 seconds.
Anyone who wants to have a go at an alternative scenario, has my blessings! I'm sure I'm not the only one who wouldn't mind a Titanic-like crossover 0:P
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*Continuing from cartoon...*
"My name is Phipps, sir, not Jeeves."
"I say, then where's Jeeves?"
"On that other island, sir, across those shark-infested waters, you might see him in the distance if you squint.... sir? Hullo? Sir? Oh, dear."
~~One hour later~~
"I say, that was a bit of excitement earlier, what?"
"Sir, that was a singularly ill-advised thing to do. You might have been killed."
"You're just sulking because you're dreading having to cook and eat shark meat, Jeeves."
"I didn't mean to imply that the food supplies were unappreciated, sir."
"You can't imagine I'd tolerate you and I being on separate desert islands, Jeeves?"
"No, sir. It's just you have never been the combative sort. Historically."
"Ancestors at Agincourt, Jeeves! The Wooster code! I couldn't leave you alone over here!"
"Of course not, sir. I must admit, I've never heard of a shark actually flinging itself upon dry land to escape, sir."
"One never knows what one is truly capable of until one is tried, eh what, Jeeves?"
"So I have heard it said, sir."
"How's that coconut oil coming along?"
"It's just now ready, sir. Sir, my jacket! My trousers! What are you doing?"
"Fighting sharks works up quite an appetite, Jeeves."
"But... sir... the food is over there... Ooh, sir!"
"I didn't say an appetite for food, Jeeves! Hand over the oil."
"Indeed, sir!"
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This is why I shouldn't sneak over and read LJ during work - it does weird things to my brain. Sorry if this is only funny to me, but I'm a bit daffy, I know.
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Craig complies to your wishes
Please put 5$ in my pants
Only if you've paid
(Bertie tried, but then saw Jeeves give him The Look and Bertie decided he didn't want to die just yet)
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*mouth full* fankoo!
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;D
Tyvm!
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XD