I can think of 23 other, far more likely (and sexier) scenarios in the next 2 seconds.

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Anyone who wants to have a go at an alternative scenario, has my blessings! I'm sure I'm not the only one who wouldn't mind a Titanic-like crossover 0:P

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"Ah, Jeeves, must you really sit so - close? Not that I begrudge the shade, dear chap, not a bit, but keep your hands...there...and I'm afraid I may overheat for, ah, other reasons."

"It is necessary, sir, I assure you. After all, what a shame it would be, if the high-speed winds of the open waves were to tear me away from you."

"What high-speed winds, Jeeves? It's flat as a panca - mmmph!"