I can think of 23 other, far more likely (and sexier) scenarios in the next 2 seconds.

[mxdp.livejournal.com]

Anyone who wants to have a go at an alternative scenario, has my blessings! I'm sure I'm not the only one who wouldn't mind a Titanic-like crossover 0:P

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[danse-amore.livejournal.com]

You guys are missing the most important question - why is Bertie wearing a monocle?? And that pink shirt is a travesty - this is obviously a lesson engineered by Jeeves in order to punish him for such terrible fashion choices.

[mxdp.livejournal.com]

HOW COULD ANY OF US HAVE MISSED IT. *facepalm*

"Sir, trust me, I'm sorrier about this situation than you could possibly be. If Sir is so kind to give his monocle to me, I can use it to build a fire and draw attention to us."

"That's positively brilliant, Jeeves! Do we have anything to burn?"

"Of course, Sir... >:)"

"8("

[danse-amore.livejournal.com]

Hahaha, exactly! You know Jeeves would prefer to see Bertie in his intimates than in...that.

Of course, we also know Jeves would prefer to see Bertie in his intimates than in almost anything.

[mxdp.livejournal.com]

"Don't worry, my dear Bertram, I'll shelter you from the sun." WITH MY BODY.

[danse-amore.livejournal.com]

"Ah, Jeeves, must you really sit so - close? Not that I begrudge the shade, dear chap, not a bit, but keep your hands...there...and I'm afraid I may overheat for, ah, other reasons."

"It is necessary, sir, I assure you. After all, what a shame it would be, if the high-speed winds of the open waves were to tear me away from you."

"What high-speed winds, Jeeves? It's flat as a panca - mmmph!"

[thistlethorn.livejournal.com]

*falls on the floor laughing*

THAT. Is *perfection*.

[thistlethorn.livejournal.com]

You are a genius.

And, of course, it seems so obvious once it is pointed out to us.

[danse-amore.livejournal.com]

::bows::