Drabble: Clothes make the man (inspired by the stag pajamas in the above drabble by random nexus)
“No, sir! Pink flamingoes are not an appropriate embellishment for gentleman’s golf trousers.” “Dash it, Jeeves! They are so fruity. Don’t give me that soupy look. I never get to wear anything this fruity.” “Never, sir?” “No, never.” “Then, sir, you believe that the silk paisley trousers with the gold cording embellishments are not equally ‘fruity’?” “Er.” “What of our semi-transparent azure ombre caftan, sir?” “Er.” “Or our fushia feather boa, sir?” “But, Jeeves, I never wear those outside the flat.” “Indeed, sir.” “Very well. May I keep the pajama trousers printed with gnomes?” “A very sound choice, sir.”
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(inspired by the stag pajamas in the above drabble by random nexus)
“No, sir! Pink flamingoes are not an appropriate embellishment for gentleman’s golf trousers.”
“Dash it, Jeeves! They are so fruity. Don’t give me that soupy look. I never get to wear anything this fruity.”
“Never, sir?”
“No, never.”
“Then, sir, you believe that the silk paisley trousers with the gold cording embellishments are not equally ‘fruity’?”
“Er.”
“What of our semi-transparent azure ombre caftan, sir?”
“Er.”
“Or our fushia feather boa, sir?”
“But, Jeeves, I never wear those outside the flat.”
“Indeed, sir.”
“Very well. May I keep the pajama trousers printed with gnomes?”
“A very sound choice, sir.”