weekly drabble challenge

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Rules:

1) A drabble is, by definition, a 100-word story therefore all responses should be 100 words exactly, no exceptions.
2) You may also choose to respond to this challenge with a five-minute sketch.
3) PLEASE put the word DRABBLE at the top of your post. That way people can easily spot the drabbles in amongst any reader comments they receive.

RATING: I don't think this should be limited so reader beware that they could be any rating (you could put it in the subject line if you feel it needs it)

PLEASE try to remember to make each drabble a comment in response to the original post. That way, if the comments start to collapse, the drabbles themselves should remain visible. Thanks.

Crack

Inspired really by laeticiav 's frankly amazing post http://indeedsir.livejournal.com/1047082.html let's just go crazy. There are clearly ideas that should never really see the light of day (I refer again to the link) but that somehow make the world a better place. I can't say we won't be judgemental and proclaim you to be not, in fact, a genius but really a crazy madperson of the highest order. But hey - maybe we'll all get a laugh along the way. Dig deep people - dredge up that long surpressed idea - bring out into the light your crazy 4am dream (or nightmare), you'll find we're not easily shaken (of course don't let that stop you from trying).

I take no responsibility for the continued good mental health of anyone reading the following, I also absolve myself of any guilt for ongoing mental trauma suffered by the writers / artists as they give freedom and headspace to ideas that belong repressed for all eternity.

Comments

[wotwotleigh.livejournal.com]

Safety First

Jeeves stared at the thing as if he thought it would rear up at any minute and take a bite out of him.

"It is . . . pink, sir."

"Strawberry flavored, Jeeves!"

"And striated."

"Ribbed, for your pleasure."

Jeeves shuddered delicately.

"I've got another one that glows in the dark," I put in helpfully.

My man drew himself up to his full height. "Gentlemen do not have luminous members, sir," he said with a certain coolness.

"Ah, but what about this one made up to look like a tomato hornworm? Dashed clever, what?"

"No, sir."

"Oh, all right, Jeeves."

[hbomb90.livejournal.com]

Sartorial errors... with condoms! Only you, Bertie, only you. Just wait 'til he gets the sex toys out, Jeeves, you really won't care they're luminous colours ;D

[erynn999.livejournal.com]

..... *shudders*

Poor Jeeves, confronted with such horrors.

*giggles madly*

[laeticiav.livejournal.com]

I quite literally laughed out loud at ""Gentlemen do not have luminous members, sir."
This was hysterical!

[random-nexus.livejournal.com]

YES! I giggled loudly upon reading this!
You rocked this!

[trista-zevkia.livejournal.com]

I had to google tomato hornworm.

I think that'd be a fantastic condom!

I may be slightly insane, but I love this =)