Call it . . . hmmm . . . two and a quarter. ;)

I was just rereading "What-Ho, Jeeves" and one of my favorite lines was about how, when Bertie and Madeline would talk in Cannes, he used to "stare at her longing for a friendly motorist to come by and ram her" or something like that. If Bertie were a superhero, Aunt Agate would be his archnemesis, but Madeline Bassett would be a close second!