Darker Jeeves?

[detective-wolf.livejournal.com]

What would happen if all of Jeeves' cunning plans would not work with getting rid of a woman who is intending to marry Bertie? 




Even more fun: Bertie is perfectly oblivious of these darker antics...
EDIT; People please, chill. I chose the axe because I want it to look gruesome, a bottle of poison would not have been strong enough. *shrug* I like gory things and personally think that Jeeves might go a bit insane with all his obsession with Bertie. It's not carved in stone, do not take this too seriously.

Comments

[krisreinke.livejournal.com]

"I say Jeeves, disposing of ties is one thing but vanishing carpets are just... a bit far."

"I regret, sir, that a domestic accident soiled it beyond hope of repair. WIth your permission, I will order another."

"Maybe that dashing red Chinese pattern rug I spotted last week."

"If you wish sir."

"Really, Jeeves? I thought you found it too bright."

"I have reconsidered the matter, Mr. Wooster. While a bit bold, one may allow that the red will be less inclined to show... inconvenient stains."

"Well, that's all right then. As long as... I say, You don't think Drucilla will be put off, do you?"

"One supposes the lady is unlikely to offer any commentary, sir. It is my understanding that she has left... London."

"Among the departed, you say?"

"Precisely, sir."

[ladymoondancer.livejournal.com]

Ahahahahahaaaaa!

Wait. Wait. Maybe we are looking at this the wrong way. Maybe Jeeves' entire motivation in getting ax-happy is to get rid of a carpet he hates! Getting rid of an unwanted fiancee is just a bonus . . .

[margi-lynn.livejournal.com]

This actually sounds fabulously (murderously? lol) IC to me.

[gini-baggins.livejournal.com]

Haha I needs fic :D

[meatball42.livejournal.com]

Totally love this :) canon!cunning!Jeeves plus creepy!killy!Jeeves for the win