This is how my brain works

[ladymoondancer.livejournal.com]

So I was watching listening to a song from the Beauty & the Beast musical, "Human Again" where Lumiere and Cogsworth and the other servants sing about how their longing to turn back into human beings.

"Wow," I thought. "That enchantress really gave them a raw deal. Why should they get turned into knickknacks just because their boss is a jerk?"

Then I thought, "I wonder if any guests who happened to be staying at the castle also got magically transformed?"

I think you can guess where my line of thought went from there. But I can't decide what Bertie and Jeeves would end up as. Hopefully Bertie wouldn't be anything too garish, like the dreaded blue alpine hat with the jaunty pink feather.

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[ladymoondancer.livejournal.com]

I am now picturing Bertie as a glove, which talks by being in that "talking hand" position that people always do.

Also, skittering around on his fingers like that character from . . . The Munsters? Possibly The Addams Family.

[tonistark.livejournal.com]

Addams Family, he's called Thing.