It would also open up a whole new set of hilariously horrible choices in clothes. I mean, if Bertie is out buying striped spats and purple socks out of the limited selection of men's clothes, the mind boggles what he'd go for in women's attire.

"I say, Jeeves, look at this rather snazzy . . . well, I'm not sure what it is, but it's corking, isn't it?"

" . . . . those are meant to go UNDER the rest of the clothes, sir."