You know if Bertie had them, he'd be like. "Jeeves, ready statement c-26!" "Sir, do you really feel the Acknowledgment of Occasion is fitting for a broken engagement?" "Oh, dash it. What one to I want than, Jeeves?" "I would suggest A-001, a formal apology for your unintentional estrangement of the intended couple." "You have save me once again, Jeeves." "I endeavor to give satisfaction, Sir." "It would really satisfy me to take your cock in hand." "I shall attend to that as soon as I send the completed A-001." "Excellent, reg! I'll be waiting."
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"Sir, do you really feel the Acknowledgment of Occasion is fitting for a broken engagement?"
"Oh, dash it. What one to I want than, Jeeves?"
"I would suggest A-001, a formal apology for your unintentional estrangement of the intended couple."
"You have save me once again, Jeeves."
"I endeavor to give satisfaction, Sir."
"It would really satisfy me to take your cock in hand."
"I shall attend to that as soon as I send the completed A-001."
"Excellent, reg! I'll be waiting."