http://captlebubbles.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] captlebubbles.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] indeedsir_backup 2011-11-23 04:26 am (UTC)

Bearing in mind the only thing I know about them is that Herrings are red and kippers are tasty.

"Oh, Kipper," Herring said, wrapping one red pectoral fin around his lover's. "I would go anywhere with you."

"Well I'm rather glad you said that, Herring," Kipper said, "because as it happens I'm going away now and I want you to come with."

"Of course, of course, my love. Let us go away and be together forever." His adipose quivered in excitement.

"Forever, or until someone opens the tin," Kipper remarked casually. "You know, whichever comes first."

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