I can't lie. I would have either called her out or SMACKED her. Then again I'm a girl. Poor Bertie is confined by his code, but that's why we love him.

I'd love to hear Bertie cuss and Jeeves faint from hearing him. ... hmm... I sense a plot bunny.

One of Bertie's more colorful friends teaches him some naughty words in hearing range of Jeeves.