"Why indeed sir." Jeeves smile was wicked. "I was just waiting for you to ask."

His digits curled around something both longer than the blasted drawer and a good bit more eager to come out. The next few minutes were rather... ooja cum stiff... if you pardon my french.

"I say!" I gasped when air and brain returned. "That was bloody good! Do you think we might try it again?"

"Yes sir." Jeeves dispatched the mess with a fresh white handkerchief. "I do endeavor to give satisfaction."