An excellent idea, and a wonderful start! Hoping this is the proper place to post...
It seemed a corking idea at the time. "I say, Jeeves--Miss Morrison is a perfectly marvelous girl, really. It isn't her fault her nose is so like Aunt Agatha's I tremble looking at her. It's a pity to leave the poor filly entirely in the lurch. Supposing you..."
Jeeves's brow actually went so far as to furrow. It occurred to me that it wasn't exactly preux to go around shoving tarts in manservant's mouths, no matter how tasty.
"I'm sorry, Jeeves, I didn't..."
"Sir," he interrupted, an unprecedented occurrence, "may I tell you why I cannot woo Miss Morrison?"
Tarts, &c.
It seemed a corking idea at the time. "I say, Jeeves--Miss Morrison is a perfectly marvelous girl, really. It isn't her fault her nose is so like Aunt Agatha's I tremble looking at her. It's a pity to leave the poor filly entirely in the lurch. Supposing you..."
Jeeves's brow actually went so far as to furrow. It occurred to me that it wasn't exactly preux to go around shoving tarts in manservant's mouths, no matter how tasty.
"I'm sorry, Jeeves, I didn't..."
"Sir," he interrupted, an unprecedented occurrence, "may I tell you why I cannot woo Miss Morrison?"