I once chose a new set of cutlery (flatware to Americans, right?) based upon what I thought Bertie would have. Actually, every buying decision is based upon what is closest to what I think Bertie would have. Notepaper, pens, shoes, trousers, haircut (yes, HAIRCUT) umbrella (which I never need, since I'm in Idaho).

I don't actually parade around looking like someone who's trying to look like Bertie Wooster, I don't think. I suspect I just look a bit tomboyish (or perhaps dykey) in a smartly dressed sort of way. But I do spend most of my time fantasising that I am Bertie Wooster (pretty insane, I suppose), and while I don't mind much whether I look the part or not, I always want to feel as though I look the part.