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[hazeltea.livejournal.com]

At first,I was going to keep this WTFkery to my own friends list, but I think I'll share.

Comments

[comrade-psmith.livejournal.com]

*g* I have nothing to say to that, just... :D

[allons-yalonso.livejournal.com]

Haha! Oh, Jeeves, you dark horse.

[toodlepipsigner.livejournal.com]

O______________________O Gaha. Aha. Haha.

[violetjimjams.livejournal.com]

*blink*

...what? Is that a song? What in the world-- I think my brain needs a manual reboot.

Or some lyrics. That can't possibly be what it looks like it is.

@icon

YES YOU! Who the blazes else?

[hazeltea.livejournal.com]

go to itunes store and there is a button where you can listen to it. I think the lyrics broke my brain.

[violetjimjams.livejournal.com]

I may have to wait on that. I, uh... the Grandparents are home. >>

[hazeltea.livejournal.com]

Very wise idea!

[pyrocrastinator.livejournal.com]

D:

[violetjimjams.livejournal.com]

On the other hand, screw it.

*listens*

....

*UBERBLUSH*

Holy frick...

[reginaldrobot.livejournal.com]

What is this? i can't find it, may I have a sample of these improper lyrics? xD

[violetjimjams.livejournal.com]

*cough* Um... if you have iTunes you can just listen to a sample. They are... graphic. A little.

Frankly, I'm surprised at my own embarrassment, considering I just reread a fic where Sherlock Holmes gets roughly buggered by a male prostitute. You'd think nothing could phase me.

Yay, I'm a pervert!

[thirstyrobot.livejournal.com]

Holy... um. Yeah. I shouldn't have listened to that.

BUT. THERE NEEDS TO BE PORN WITH THIS TITLE. LIKE, STAT. XD

[violetjimjams.livejournal.com]

You know, considering most of us here are filthy perverts, it's surprising how shocking the lyrics are.

Or is it that they are just that shocking? *ponders*

[hazeltea.livejournal.com]

Dude you're gonna make me actually listen to it again XD

Man the song is even worse the second time you listen to it. Just terrible.I wrote down what I understood of the sample.

oh Jeeves since we met you used to say that I was offensive but now I'm your little sexpot oh Jeeves Jeeves I forget how old you are but I don't think you (can't make out what they say here) Jeeves you gotta get real with the pace ever since I met you you have had a pale face you make love like it's an exercise pushing too much strain

[hazeltea.livejournal.com]

I wasn't shocked, just appalled at how BAD the music is!

[violetjimjams.livejournal.com]

That too. Is that supposed to be rap or something?

[waqaychay.livejournal.com]

i have searched and searched for info on the band, the album, or for the lyrics of the song, but i can't find anything! how can that be?! I MUST KNOW MORE.

[hazeltea.livejournal.com]

I don't know the name for it. Euro- something? Euro-worst-college-roommate-in-the-world's-favorite-band? LOL

[teshara.livejournal.com]

Well? Is the song worth buying?

[violetjimjams.livejournal.com]

Maybe it's Indie Singing Along In the Car With Headphones On So You Can't Actually Hear Yourself.

[violetjimjams.livejournal.com]

HELL no. It's terrible. Like someone who can't sing singing along with their iPod only they can't even hear themselves sing because the headphones are on and cranked up to Max.

[teshara.livejournal.com]

Oh please, SOMEONE send that to Stephen Fry's twitter...

[hazeltea.livejournal.com]

LMFAO I don't even know how to link people to songs at the store. Someone else is gonna have to suck this one up.

[hazeltea.livejournal.com]

I think it's worse than those guys that rap along with their music on the subway.

[dreamwaffles.livejournal.com]

Well, yes, we are, but...I feel like we have...I dunno, class about it.

I mean, Jeeves just imparts a certain level of propriety to everything, no matter the situation...

[violetjimjams.livejournal.com]

...that makes all the difference! It's the crassness of the thing.

Brilliant, Holmes!

Yeah, one thing I like about this fandom: the vast majority of fanfiction is good to awesome, some are readable, a very rarely does one find something bad.

[violetjimjams.livejournal.com]

Your icon makes me happy in my pants. ^w^

[foofarah.livejournal.com]

Perhaps it's named after some heretofore unknown horrid badfic in which Bertie tops?

I am also intrigued by this "Rape/Surprise Sex" song, and wonder if perhaps the tunes segue into each other.

[peachpai.livejournal.com]

I immediately went to good old Google to find lyrics, but sadly there doesn't seem to be a transcription...

[hazeltea.livejournal.com]

me too lol. That's why I had to listen to the sample again x.x

[reginaldrobot.livejournal.com]

lololololololol

[romanshoes.livejournal.com]

The "Rape/Surprise Sex" song makes me think that someone from Something Awful released this album, and I immediately need to buy them a platinum account.

[mxdp.livejournal.com]

I... I don't feel so well. :c

[princesshannah4.livejournal.com]

what

[niektete.livejournal.com]

WHAT??? Can you please, please link me that fic? About Sherlock-rape, I mean?

[niektete.livejournal.com]

And now I keep imagining Jeeves doing a cover of the "I must be emo" song XD

[violetjimjams.livejournal.com]

Oh, it wasn't rape. He just got a little carried away. Resulting in an embarrassing examination by Dr. Watson and the application of salve in fun, fun places.

http://books.adultfanfiction.net/story.php?no=600005738

[axmxz.livejournal.com]

Whoa there, Jeeves! Still waters, what!

[axmxz.livejournal.com]

Surprise buttseks, sir.

[niektete.livejournal.com]

OMG Thanks ^^ Now I'ma have fun reading *grins*

[violetjimjams.livejournal.com]

There are a few good ones on that site. I recommend Torment as well.

Trainporn and Elevatorporn are fun and silly. ^^

With This Pen is more romantic, but also long.

[waqaychay.livejournal.com]

thanks! you can see the whole manip here (http://pics.livejournal.com/waqaychay/pic/00006yr8/g1), if you haven't seen it already.

[dreamwaffles.livejournal.com]

I know! Hooray for tiny obscure fandoms where everyone knows everyone. :D

In some ways I like this fandom even more than Holmes fandom, which was kind of my first love.

[jmparrot.livejournal.com]

I'm not the only goon here?

I agree though...this seems like something I'd expect to see come out of a joke album from GBS. At least, I hope so. When viewed as a complete joke, it loses a lot of the badness and becomes badly amusing.

[violetjimjams.livejournal.com]

Ah, Holmes. You can't go wrong with the Detective. He's such a loon. And you can really take it either way (slash or no-slash). But let's face it, the world is so much prettier through rainbow-tinted spectacles.

[dreamwaffles.livejournal.com]

I know! He's completely, utterly bonkers! I love him to bits.

Oh my god, rainbow-tinted spectacles is a glorious turn of phrase.

[violetjimjams.livejournal.com]

Wish it was mine. XD Actually came across the Rainbow-Tinted portion on a YouTube clipfest featuring scenes from various Sherlock films and shows to show the slashy side of things.

I think Jeremy Brett is my favorite Holmes. Tall, lanky, not afraid to be silly, dark green eyes, heavenly voice...

I'm sorry... did you say something?

[dreamwaffles.livejournal.com]

Maybe? You'll have to pardon me, I'm a trifle...distracted now...