I'm hoping he'll start hanging out here. How magical would that be?

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...Dear Royal Fryness, if you're reading this, feel free to stay! We all have a freakishly devoted love for you, but are not as insane as we appear at first, second, and forty-third glance. Also we all tend to be well-read and able to understand large words. And we won't stalk you if you ask nicely.