I bet it weighs a ton and will be a complete pain in the ass to move. Wrap liberally in blankets and rope and let only your most trusted friends help carry it. Lie to them and tell them that the alcohol is still inside so that if they drop it, it will be alcohol abuse.

(And if that wasn't clear enough, what it meant was "Yes!" But only if you're willing to put the work in. Because if you're going to ding it around let me buy it, instead. I'm buying a condo where it would have a home for thirty years.)