OH. MY. GAWDZ! I am squeaking inside with frothy fangirly glee and can barely contain the overflow! You rock so hard, you alter planetary orbits! THIS IS AWESHUM! The concept of two of my fav fandoms that I'd NEVER thought could/would cross being woven together this well... suffice to say I'd never have believed. WOW. *flail, froth, babble*

Okay, semi-coherent stuff: Jeeves an ex-Torchwoody? Of course. Utterly works for me as it could explain SO much. And Jack was excellently rendered, as well. The line Why is it always something ugly and hungry and no good in bed?, as others have said, is priceless. And your ending was just... whipped cream, sprinkles, and cherry on top. Perfect.

Summation: You = win.