I may well write it, because it would still be an h/c fic. There's a phenomenon known as 'top drop', which refers to any kind of letdown after a scene, but particularly refers to cases where the top sits there after the dust has cleared and goes 'Wow, I did all those cruel things to another human being and I loved it. I'm a terrible person.' Which you *know* is just what Bertie would do, bless his clueless little heart.