Phew! I've done about all the Bertie references, and the passage when Jeeves first enters the story. Now my energy is beginning to wane so I think I'm going to post what I've got. There are a lot of good bits featuring Jeeves that are worth transcribing, though. That whole 'spider sequence' scene HAS to be read by this community, because it's hilarious. Care to take over?

(I'll get to it later, if no-one else does it first!)