And I probably just subconsciously stole it from you (sorry about that). But now I'm trying to remember if there was ever a Daisy in the canon (and God's daisy chain doesn't count)
Hehe, I can just imagine Jeeves on the phone with his sister (the only one with whom he lets his guard down), telling her about Madeleine Bassett and teasing her with it, that she's not so much a star as a bug-eyed alien. And then when she gets frustrated enough with him, she retorts with "So have you told that half-wit you work for you want to sodomize him yet?" (Therefore hitting all of his buttons: Bertie, his unrequited love thereof, and coarse language) But actually she likes the image of being up in the sky, but changes the stars to diamonds, and tells her children, who tell their children, one of whom is named Lucy, who tells her kindergarten classmate Julian, who draws a picture of it and takes it home to show his dad, John, who writes a song about it.
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Hehe, I can just imagine Jeeves on the phone with his sister (the only one with whom he lets his guard down), telling her about Madeleine Bassett and teasing her with it, that she's not so much a star as a bug-eyed alien. And then when she gets frustrated enough with him, she retorts with "So have you told that half-wit you work for you want to sodomize him yet?" (Therefore hitting all of his buttons: Bertie, his unrequited love thereof, and coarse language) But actually she likes the image of being up in the sky, but changes the stars to diamonds, and tells her children, who tell their children, one of whom is named Lucy, who tells her kindergarten classmate Julian, who draws a picture of it and takes it home to show his dad, John, who writes a song about it.
I need sleep.