Oh dear, two of them, could you imagine.

Of course, even if the girl didn't want children, Bertie still would, probably, even after the fiasco at the girls' school and all the trouble he had with the boy Edmund, and that little American theatre kid.

I have to admit that one of the reasons why I was curious about people's answers is because I wanted to see if anyone could envision Bertie with children. (Direct inspiration being that I just watched the first episode of the fourth season where Bertie's being all chummy with that little kid and almost burst an ovary.)