I love you and I'm only half kidding when I say that. Seriously, thank you, thank you, thank you! You made my day (week! month!) and I will think fondly of you whenever I get a craving for this story and can simply pull it out of my fanfiction folder. Whenever you get a sudden warm feeling of fondness in the years to come, that might just be me sending you some mental appreciation :).

P.S. For all the people downloading this, you probably will have to change the file extension from .original_mobi to simply .mobi, then you can open it in e.g. your kindle or other e-book reader, kindle for pc, calibre or the e-book manager of your choice.