Bertie pattered into the flat, grin shining full-force upon Jeeves as the valet whisked away coat, hat, and whangee. “I trust your outing—sir?”
“You noticed!” Bertie exclaimed with a dapper prance in a quick circle.
Restrained horror was subtly evident all over the Jeevesian map, and his slightly laid-back ears. “Someone’s done something atrocious to your waistcoat and… there’re strange things… upon your hooves.”
“Oh, pish!” Bertie oh-pished, waggling his fore-hoof. “Paisley weskit and spats. Quite the thing on the continent.”
Jeeves managed not to paw the carpet with the hoof he’d raised, but only just. “But… paisley, sir?”
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Bertie pattered into the flat, grin shining full-force upon Jeeves as the valet whisked away coat, hat, and whangee. “I trust your outing—sir?”
“You noticed!” Bertie exclaimed with a dapper prance in a quick circle.
Restrained horror was subtly evident all over the Jeevesian map, and his slightly laid-back ears. “Someone’s done something atrocious to your waistcoat and… there’re strange things… upon your hooves.”
“Oh, pish!” Bertie oh-pished, waggling his fore-hoof. “Paisley weskit and spats. Quite the thing on the continent.”
Jeeves managed not to paw the carpet with the hoof he’d raised, but only just. “But… paisley, sir?”