My mental image of Spussie is Gussie cringing on top of the wardrobe while Spode prances about in a toga trying to woo him. Flagatha (http://archiveofourown.org/works/477809) would probably be perfectly cordial and unexciting... OK, perhaps not entirely unexciting... you are possessed of a dark side.

I must confess I find the Stinker-Pinker and Stiffy Bing union to be a bit frightening to think about and they seem to like each other just fine. I always picture them going at it each wearing a purloined policeman's helmet while the dog Bartholomew (in a miniature helmet) worries Stinker's slippers.